Tall Girl's Guide to a Short Girl's World

One tall girl talking about relatively small problems

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I can see down your shirt, you can see up my nose, let’s call the whole thing off.

Every once in a while a short friend of mine will wear something that doesn’t quite cover up the…well…bird’s-eye view angle.  Sure, if you are looking straight on, it’s just a cute top, but as soon as you are standing to the side and looking down, BAM, boobs.  I don’t think there is a single one of my short friends who I haven’t gotten a good look down her shirt.  I’m not a pervert, it’s just there, in my line of sight.  It’s not my fault that I have to look down when I talk to you - it’s the fault of my genetic make up and well, your genetic make up.  (I’m not taking all the blame, here). 

Of course, this problem is a two way street because just as I enjoy a view of your rocky mountains, you enjoy a view of my nostrils.  Yes, every short girl who I have ever talked to has probably gotten a grand old view of the insides of my nose.  It’s probably why I’m so paranoid of boogers that I risk looking like a coke addict during social situations just to make sure my nose is clear.  Do you see me rubbing my nose like a manic over in that corner?  That’s for your sake.  Now, clear that cheeto out of your cleavage and we’ll call it even. 

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